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THE QUEST FOR IMMORTALITY

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I’m pretty sure my life would be vastly different if I’d been born into a different family. I could have ended up with a rich family, living in a mansion, driving fancy cars, and traveling around the world. But that’s not the hand I was dealt. Not by a long shot. I got the guy who goes outside to collect firewood while wearing boots and tighty whities.

Granted, my father is a man of many talents. He can mow the lawn while wearing boots and tighty whities, shovel

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