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"Okay, children," the teacher said. "Please turn your textbooks to page 236. Today, we shall be studying the ancient devices known as warcloths." The children obeyed and hastily followed their teacher's instructions. "These devices were used by the primitive cultures of the 21st century," she explained. "They were used to elicit emotion from the more animalistic portion of the human essence."

"My father collects these," said Jenny, a student in the class. "He has hundred

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