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Thursday, April 16, 2015Apr-16-2015

Random Thought

  • In Venice, Italy they don’t have streets, they have canals. So in Venice, we gotta keep the kids off the canals.

    — Mitch Hedberg
  • My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

    — Mitch Hedberg
  • I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

    — Mitch Hedberg
  • I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifyi

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